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HOWARD: Robin, this is my show! That stuff's boring, let's ask the important questions. Mr. President, which way does your penis bend?Bill Clinton on Howard Stern by Steve Gallagher (dagalagas@yahoo.com) 
CLINTON: To the left. You wanna see it? HOWARD: Of course! Jackie, Fred, Robin, we're gonna see the Presidential penis! Ooooh hoooo, Saturday Night Live doesn't have a chance this week!! CLINTON: You're not gonna sue me now are you? I don't want to go through that again! HOWARD: Of course not. Ahh! There it is!! The presidential penis! Oh, the stories it could tell. ROBIN: It's not very big, though. CLINTON: Come here, my little chocolate cupcake. It's big enough - if you know what you're doing. I'm still a legend in Arkansas. ROBIN: Well it didn't keep Hillary around once you left office. CLINTON: Yeah, well it wasn't enough like a vagina, if you know what I mean. HOWARD: Are you saying what I think you're saying? CLINTON: I'm not saying anything about that. She's the one with the FBI files. She knows where the bodies are buried...so to speak...hehe... I gotta be more careful. Let me put this thing away. ROBIN: Well, were you ever intimidated by her legendary intelligence? CLINTON: Are you on crack?! She spouts nothing but liberal platitudes and pabulum. Just once, I wish that cow had a thought as deep as her footprints! HOWARD: Ouch. So you guys weren't sleeping together then, were you? CLINTON: Did you see those cankles on her? Please, I wouldn't bang her with your dick. ROBIN: What are cankles? CLINTON: Robin, how can you not know that? You're a newswoman, for godssake. When a woman's calves and ankles are so fat that they just become one thick mass, she's got cankles. JACKIE: That's as old as the hills Robin, where've you been? HOWARD: Shut up, Jackie, the president doesn't want to hear from you. Anyway Robin, let's start the news while the president's still here...
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